McCain: Infallible POW - PF 029

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John McCain has magic foreign policy knowledge. ************** Transcript: John McCain was a prisoner of war in Vietnam. He is therefore infallible, untouchable, bulletproof, and a genius in all matters of foreign policy. It is well known that anyone who was a prisoner of war instantly has special knowledge of all matters dealing with foreign countries. Everyone knows that. Even in the face of absurdly untrue and factually incorrect statements, no one can question the foreign policy credentials of a man tortured as a prisoner of war. There is a magic transformation that occurs when someone is tortured in a foreign country by a foreigner who speaks a foreign language. All that exposure to foreign-ness makes a person instantly brilliant when it comes to all things foreign. Like foreign policy. Like foreign movies. Like foreign restaurants. Like Nobu, for example. Nobu is a Japanese restaurant. Japan is almost the same thing as Vietnam -- where John McCain was tortured. So John McCain will be an expert at Nobu. If you go to Nobu for dinner, bring John McCain. He will understand everything on the menu. If you go to a kung fu film festival, bring John McCain. If you're thinking of buying a foreign car, consult John McCain. And if you want permanent war, if you want to stay in Iraq for 100 years, if you want to bomb Iran into the stone age, John McCain is your man. Remember these 3 very important points when you are convincing your neighbors to vote for John McCain: 1. John McCain is not an elderly senile has-been. 2. John McCain is not a bitter half-crazed veteran of a lost war trying to regain the dignity of his generation by winning some new equally-ill advised expensive, unnecessary unpopular war. 3. John McCain will carry on in the tradition of George W. Bush so seamlessly that you'll hardly know the difference except for the scar on his face and his psychopathic hotheaded nasty temper that might lead him to push the button when a more rational person would not. John McCain will ensure war without end, and he will supply a bottomless well of federal defense contract funding which will rain like manna from heaven over wealthy inner party industrialists. All hail John McCain. In overseas news, we are 6 months away from total victory in Iraq. You will continue to support President George W. Bush and you will report the names of any persons heard criticizing the president, the party, or the war. Have a pleasant evening.

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Uploaded: April 18th, 2008 @ 5:10 am
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